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Breathtaking Bouquets of Bullshit

I don’t like receiving flowers.  Even if they’re breathtakingly beautiful, I don’t want them. There are a lot of reasons for this. Bugs, for one.  My last big gnat infestation came from a well-meaning friend’s gift of adorable tiny roses with a side of gnats. The fact that my cat might eat them is another […]