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Breathtaking Bouquets of Bullshit

I don’t like receiving flowers.  Even if they’re breathtakingly beautiful, I don’t want them. There are a lot of reasons for this. Bugs, for one.  My last big gnat infestation came from a well-meaning friend’s gift of adorable tiny roses with a side of gnats. The fact that my cat might eat them is another […]

It’s not over. I’m not giving up.

In May, I started toying with the idea of going back to work.  Finding another 9 – 5ish job and working for a living like a “regular” person. At one point I started to apply for Unemployment, but never finished the paperwork.  It’s just not My Thing. I met with a former boss.  Probably the […]

Go ahead, get your hopes up.

For most of my life, I bought into the sickeningly popular belief that, when I wanted something and thought I might actually get it, I should “be smart and not get my hopes up,” lest I be disappointed if it didn’t come to pass. I thought that’s how the world worked.  I thought that the […]

Why I unfollowed you on Facebook

You are my friend.  Not just a Facebook “friend,” but an actual person that I spend time with in the actual world on a regular basis.  I think you’re a great person, or I wouldn’t be friends with you. However, the constant stream of bullshit you’re posting on Facebook lately is driving me absolutely fucking […]